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Perfect My Wedding

More weddings for speechwriters.
No monthly bill.

List your speechwriting business for Free a year. We take 10% of a booking only once the wedding has happened, and you are never charged for an enquiry.

£150 to £600

What a booking with wedding speechwriters is usually worth

About 30

Wedding speechwriters competing for the same couples on the biggest UK wedding directory

10%

Our share, taken only from weddings you have delivered and been paid for

For wedding speechwriters

Why it works for your trade

There are only a few dozen wedding speechwriters in the UK. The category belongs to whoever turns up with a good profile first.

Only shown when you are free

Couples enter their date before they see anybody. Sync your Google, Outlook or Apple calendar and a date you fill elsewhere closes here too.

A brief, not a template

Every enquiry arrives with the date, the venue, the guest count and a budget, so you can quote from the first message.

Paid after the wedding, not chased

The couple pays into your own Stripe account and it waits there until 2 days after the day. Nothing to invoice, no balance to chase.

The number nobody shows you

What are you paying per booking?

It opens on a £350 a month listing, eight bookings a year and a typical booking of £400. Change all three to your own figures. Nothing is sent anywhere.

What are you paying per booking?

Change these to your own numbers. Nothing is sent anywhere.

What you pay now

£4,200 a year

Paid whether or not a single couple replies.

Your cost per booking

£525

131.3% of the revenue it brings you. Above 15% the channel is not working.

The same year on Perfect My Wedding

£320

£40 per booking: a £0 yearly membership, and commission taken after you are paid. No monthly contract, no debt collector.

£3,880 better off, on identical booking volume.

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Founding members

The speechwriters who join before we open to the public shape how it works, and keep what they were promised for as long as they stay.

  • ✦Nothing to pay for a year. No joining fee and no listing fee. £30 a year after that.
  • ✦A permanent founding badge. On your profile for as long as you are here.
  • ✦Your rate locked for life. Whatever we charge later, you keep the founding rate.
  • ✦Invitations to hand out. Five, for businesses you genuinely rate.
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Before you ask

Questions speechwriters ask us

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How much does it cost to list?

Free for your first year, then £30 a year, paid once rather than monthly. There is no joining fee and nothing per enquiry. On top of the membership we take 10% of bookings made through the site, and only after the wedding has happened.

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Do you charge for enquiries?

No. You are never charged for receiving an enquiry or a brief, so we have no reason to send you a bad one.

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Can I pay to appear higher in search?

No, and nor can any of the other speechwriters here. Results are ordered by how quickly you reply, bookings verified here, reviews from those bookings, how complete your profile is and distance to the couple's venue.

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When do I get paid?

The couple pays when they book and we hold the money. It is released to you 2 days after the wedding with the commission already taken off, so there is nothing to invoice and no balance to chase.

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What if I sell more than one service?

List every service on one profile under one membership, and set a bundle price if you want to sell them together. We take no commission on the second service in a bundle.

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Can I bring my existing reviews?

Yes. Reviews from elsewhere appear on your profile, marked and linked to the original. Only reviews from bookings made here count towards your star rating, which keeps the rating honest under UK consumer law.

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What happens to my reviews if I leave?

They are yours. Export them at any time, including on the way out. We never delete an account to punish somebody for leaving.

Know other speechwriters who should see this?

Send them the page. Founding members can invite them properly once they are in.

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